Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Checking In!!!

Heeeeey mommies! ;)

I'm so sorry I've been totes MIA for the last couple of weeks. SO much going on in my life right now you WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT! All good things, of course. I get tons of blessings all the time because of how much I do. BUT I HAVE TO SAY, sometimes I wish the blessings would just SLOW DOWN!!! ;-P

The presidential election is taking most of my time these days. On the one hand, there's a candidate who cares about the people. Who has the experience to actually make a difference. Who knows how to run things. And on the other hand: a babbling idiot who cares more about her charities and people than campaigning to keep the poor neighborhoods out of our school boundaries. Yes mam, this is going to be one wild PTA presidential campaign season. And June Snapple IS GOING DOWN, along with her horrid prosthetic leg, that she probably is too stupid to figure out how to put on by herself every day while she ignores her adopted children. But you know me, I don't judge other moms. I just help.

Fortunately Fortify had some big news yesterday. Her pre-school voted her most likely to succeed. We, OF COURSE, were not surprised. If you saw ANY of those kids in that class, you would be embarrassed that they even had to vote on it. What's really sad is that none of the other kids in that classroom are even cute or trendy. Add that to their lack of ambition and leadership skills . . . well, let's just say their mommies can kiss even a mediocre future good bye. But I don't blame the children. I would blame their mommies, if I judged.

Anywaysies, I'll have a new so way cute craft ready for you soon! You won't believe it! Until then, keep being you, mommies, and let's make sure June Snapple is a ONE TERMER!!!!!

~I'm Unfit to Be a Mother


  1. June Snapple probably lost her leg doing something stupid.

    1. She probably lost it while ignoring her adopted children.

    2. No wonder her husband took off to fight in the war.

  2. When I read the first sentence of the 2nd paragraph, I thought you meant the nation's presidential election. And then I snapped out of it. Whew, didn't want turn into a June Snapple.

  3. Obv. Fortify is totes going to be the prez of everything. Just like her totes awesome mom!! ;)

    BT dubs, JS has no idea what it means to lead a PTA. That lady has hogged the limelight way too long, for realsies!